Done and done.
(Not pictured: “Butt window”, but trust me, it’s there.)
You have no idea how much this cheered me up just now.
I for one, think this is a major improvement. Look how empowered he is! And it’s relevant to the character as someone who is powered by the sun, he’d want to maximize the amount of sunlight he receives, right? It’s not like it makes sense for him to cover himself from chin to toe.
In fact, I think some strappy sandals might be an improvement.
strappy high heeled sandals would increase his height making him closer to the sun. and if wonderwoman can fight in heels it can’t be that hard, right?
Felt a dire need to contribute to the hilarity.
look how self-assured he is. Truly a testa..ment to the rights men have in our modern society
Honestly if you’re a dude and you don’t like this costume either you’re jealous because you wouldn’t look like that in it or you just hate sex and think men should have to wear turtleneck sweaters and baggy cargo pants all the time and NEVER show ANY skin.
there is only one way to dance to this song
THIS WAS LIKE THE FIRST SONG I HAD EVER HEARD ON THE INTERNET
just the breath at the start of the song and i was singing along already fuck i miss this song
Ex queen turned pirate being hunted down by the king’s men and naming her all female ship “the clit” and when asked why she replies, because the king will never find it.
Rival lesbian pirate finds ship immediately. Alliance is formed in no time.
ellen page is a tiny apologetic menswear elf and laverne cox is a statuesque queen lifting her award in benediction
This looks like the most amazing prom picture ever.
$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.