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fuckingflorida:

christopher-whitelaw:

spoopy mingos


Oh yes

fuckingflorida:

christopher-whitelaw:

spoopy mingos

Oh yes


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    Me: My lighter is not in my hand or yours, therefore it no longer exists.
    Me: False alarm it was in my pocket.

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bon-appeteats:

I wanted to take some photos of the dice holders I made recently, since I always forget to take proper pictures of them. They’re all made from polymer clay, minus the dice which are store bought. Anything that glows in the dark I’ve added to the picture.

These will be available this weekend (9/5-9/7) at UmiCon in Daytona, FL. I will be in the artist alley from Friday until the show ends on Sunday. Anything that’s left will be listed in my online shop. :)


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arcanewinter:

huntersonahotelbed:

oh my fucking god

so i’m reading this harry potter fic

and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on

finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out

they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”

i can’t stop laughing omg

"Word has made 436 replacements."

"That sounds right."


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monstroshitty:

halloweentrickortreat:

Halloween night

Oh my god god god god god


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    200: My crush's name is:
    199: I was born in:
    198: I am really:
    197: My cellphone company is:
    196: My eye color is:
    195: My shoe size is:
    194: My ring size is:
    193: My height is:
    192: I am allergic to:
    191: My 1st car was:
    190: My 1st job was:
    189: Last book you read:
    188: My bed is:
    187: My pet:
    186: My best friend:
    185: My favorite shampoo is:
    184: Xbox or ps3:
    183: Piggy banks are:
    182: In my pockets:
    181: On my calendar:
    180: Marriage is:
    179: Spongebob can:
    178: My mom:
    177: The last three songs I bought were?
    176: Last YouTube video watched:
    175: How many cousins do you have?
    174: Do you have any siblings?
    173: Are your parents divorced?
    172: Are you taller than your mom?
    171: Do you play an instrument?
    170: What did you do yesterday?
    [ I Believe In ]
    169: Love at first sight:
    168: Luck:
    167: Fate:
    166: Yourself:
    165: Aliens:
    164: Heaven:
    163: Hell:
    162: God:
    161: Horoscopes:
    160: Soul mates:
    159: Ghosts:
    158: Gay Marriage:
    157: War:
    156: Orbs:
    155: Magic:
    [ This or That ]
    154: Hugs or Kisses:
    153: Drunk or High:
    152: Phone or Online:
    151: Red heads or Black haired:
    150: Blondes or Brunettes:
    149: Hot or cold:
    148: Summer or winter:
    147: Autumn or Spring:
    146: Chocolate or vanilla:
    145: Night or Day:
    144: Oranges or Apples:
    143: Curly or Straight hair:
    142: McDonalds or Burger King:
    141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
    140: Mac or PC:
    139: Flip flops or high heals:
    138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
    137: Coke or Pepsi:
    136: Hillary or Obama:
    135: Burried or cremated:
    134: Singing or Dancing:
    133: Coach or Chanel:
    132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
    131: Small town or Big city:
    130: Wal-Mart or Target:
    129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
    128: Manicure or Pedicure:
    127: East Coast or West Coast:
    126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
    125: Chocolate or Flowers:
    124: Disney or Six Flags:
    123: Yankees or Red Sox:
    [ Here's What I Think About ]
    122: War:
    121: George Bush:
    120: Gay Marriage:
    119: The presidential election:
    118: Abortion:
    117: MySpace:
    116: Reality TV:
    115: Parents:
    114: Back stabbers:
    113: Ebay:
    112: Facebook:
    111: Work:
    110: My Neighbors:
    109: Gas Prices:
    108: Designer Clothes:
    107: College:
    106: Sports:
    105: My family:
    104: The future:
    [ Last time I ]
    103: Hugged someone:
    102: Last time you ate:
    101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile:
    100: Cried in front of someone:
    99: Went to a movie theater:
    98: Took a vacation:
    97: Swam in a pool:
    96: Changed a diaper:
    95: Got my nails done:
    94: Went to a wedding:
    93: Broke a bone:
    92: Got a peircing:
    91: Broke the law:
    90: Texted:
    [ MISC ]
    89: Who makes you laugh the most:
    88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
    87: The last movie I saw:
    86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
    85: The thing im not looking forward to:
    84: People call me:
    83: The most difficult thing to do is:
    82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
    81: My zodiac sign is:
    80: The first person i talked to today was:
    79: First time you had a crush:
    78: The one person who i can't hide things from:
    77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
    76: Right now I am talking to:
    75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
    74: I have/will get a job:
    73: Tomorrow:
    72: Today:
    71: Next Summer:
    70: Next Weekend:
    69: I have these pets:
    68: The worst sound in the world:
    67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
    66: People that make you happy:
    65: Last time I cried:
    64: My friends are:
    63: My computer is:
    62: My School:
    61: My Car:
    60: I lose all respect for people who:
    59: The movie I cried at was:
    58: Your hair color is:
    57: TV shows you watch:
    56: Favorite web site:
    55: Your dream vacation:
    54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
    53: How do you like your steak cooked:
    52: My room is:
    51: My favorite celebrity is:
    50: Where would you like to be:
    49: Do you want children:
    48: Ever been in love:
    47: Who's your best friend:
    46: More guy friends or girl friends:
    45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
    44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
    43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
    42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
    41: Have you pre-named your children:
    40: Last person I got mad at:
    39: I would like to move to:
    38: I wish I was a professional:
    [ My Favorites ]
    37: Candy:
    36: Vehicle:
    35: President:
    34: State visited:
    33: Cellphone provider:
    32: Athlete:
    31: Actor:
    30: Actress:
    29: Singer:
    28: Band:
    27: Clothing store:
    26: Grocery store:
    25: TV show:
    24: Movie:
    23: Website:
    22: Animal:
    21: Theme park:
    20: Holiday:
    19: Sport to watch:
    18: Sport to play:
    17: Magazine:
    16: Book:
    15: Day of the week:
    14: Beach:
    13: Concert attended:
    12: Thing to cook:
    11: Food:
    10: Restaurant:
    9: Radio station:
    8: Yankee candle scent:
    7: Perfume:
    6: Flower:
    5: Color:
    4: Talk show host:
    3: Comedian:
    2: Dog breed:
    1: did you answer all these truthfully ?

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manhatingfeminist:

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women

(Source: manhatinglesbian)

little-lemon-princess:

MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT SELFISH.
MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT SELFISH.
MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT SELFISH.
MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT SELFISH.
MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT SELFISH.


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http://clientsfromhell.net/post/97301957404/i-was-booked-to-make-a-website-for-a-client-for

clientsfromhell:

I was booked to make a website for a client. For three months, he repeatedly asked me how fast I can do it. I always replied:

Me: It takes about three weeks, but you must sign the contract first.

After three months, he sent an email:

Client: Ok, start now.

So I started, but reminded…