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lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well


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officialbrony:

just-a-skinny-boy:

Yes thank you google, how did you know that the very first option I wanted was a Starbucks that’s two and a half thousand miles away good job google

don’t worry though, there’s light traffic

officialbrony:

just-a-skinny-boy:

Yes thank you google, how did you know that the very first option I wanted was a Starbucks that’s two and a half thousand miles away good job google

don’t worry though, there’s light traffic


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glamaphonic:

moniquill:

No guys, I need to stop and talk about something in this movie and how fucking revolutionary it was; something that I haven’t seen in a movie before or since.

This is a movie about a kid who leaves her birth family.

Not a kid who find that they have a secret lineage or something that allows them to find their ‘true family’ - this is a movie about a kid whose true birth family is made up of bad people. So she gets out. And that is played as the right thing to do. She isn’t punished for it or made to feel bad about ‘abandoning her family’. There isn’t an underlying ‘but they’re your family and you have to love them’ or ‘they’re your family and they love you even if they don’t show it well or do hurtful things’ message of the kind that I see OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER in media. Matilda gets out and lives happily ever after because of it.

We need a million more movies like this to counter the metric shit ton of movies that directly counter this message.

 #sometimes the family you start with isn’t a good one #but you can find your own #family is not absolute #blood is not absolute

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collegehumor:

Proof that the Amazon algorithms have a dark, twisted, and hilarious mind.
8 Strange and Disturbing Amazon “Related Item” Suggestions

collegehumor:

Proof that the Amazon algorithms have a dark, twisted, and hilarious mind.

8 Strange and Disturbing Amazon “Related Item” Suggestions


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javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

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thecrabapplepirate:

fantasticcannibalistic-killjoy:

ohmydearestme:

toushaye:

clurrclurrclurr:

The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people’s grammar.  It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I’d normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world.
For example, when I read the sentence “I care about this alot,” this is what I imagine 
Similarly, when someone says “alot of _______,” I picture an Alot made out of whatever they are talking about. 
If someone says something like “I feel lonely alot” or “I’m angry alot,” I’m going to imagine them standing there with an emo haircut, sharing their feelings with an Alot.  
The Alot is incredibly versatile. 

THIS POST WINS ALL THE AWARDS. ALL. OF. THEM.

This is amazing. Fucking incredible.

DEAR GOD. YOU DESERVE A FUCKING MEDAL FOR THIS.

This is such a beautiful post.

This came from a blog called Hyperbole and a Half!

thecrabapplepirate:

fantasticcannibalistic-killjoy:

ohmydearestme:

toushaye:

clurrclurrclurr:

The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people’s grammar.  It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I’d normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world.

For example, when I read the sentence “I care about this alot,” this is what I imagine
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Similarly, when someone says “alot of _______,” I picture an Alot made out of whatever they are talking about.
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If someone says something like “I feel lonely alot” or “I’m angry alot,” I’m going to imagine them standing there with an emo haircut, sharing their feelings with an Alot.
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The Alot is incredibly versatile.
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THIS POST WINS ALL THE AWARDS. ALL. OF. THEM.

This is amazing. Fucking incredible.

DEAR GOD. YOU DESERVE A FUCKING MEDAL FOR THIS.

This is such a beautiful post.

This came from a blog called Hyperbole and a Half!

One of the hermit crabs buried themselves to molt I feel so proud for giving them an environment to do that in


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thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this


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mspaintadventuring:

i want there to be a really awesome rebellious “strong and silent” anime character and later it is revealed that it’s not that they’re mysterious or cool tHEY JUST DON’T SPEAK A WORD OF JAPANESE AND THEY HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA WHAT ANYONE IS SAYING

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winchester-like-the-gun:

batreaux:

*points at your girlfriend* you gonna eat that

sexual pun or hannibal reference i can’t decide